Meat Feast

pepperoni it’s a bit of an animal
Chopped salami it’s a road kill cannibal
Sausage meat’s a Victorian street
Blood and guts but it’s nice to eat

.. Jack the kipper has smoked his pipe
Lobster bisque and mountains of tripe
Boil up flipper in white wine sauce
Got to risk the oysters of course

Buffalo cheese that’s bound to please
Mutinous lamb in a plate of grease
Wafer thin ham in an eggy concoction
Crackling spam in a cardiac option

Chocolate delight rounds out the night
Billionaire ice cream melts as you bite
Chomping the banquet of gluttonous glee
Slaughter the daughters of the calorie free.


Todays best new poem was written by John Coxon.


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